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Sakuraღ Role-Player Haruno Sakura Posts: 804	Tell Me Your Best Jokes! Sept 2, 2023 21:50:29 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Sakuraღ on Sept 2, 2023 21:50:29 GMT -8 I'll start: Two fish in a tank, one looks at the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?"

Zephyria Morrigan Global Moderator S L O P P Y Posts: 6,564 Mini-Profile Background: {"image":"","color":"d1a7e9"} Mini-Profile Name Color: 7a1bd3 Mini-Profile Text Color: 7a1bd3	Tell Me Your Best Jokes! Sept 2, 2023 22:32:18 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Zephyria Morrigan on Sept 2, 2023 22:32:18 GMT -8 Not the best, but one of my favourites: Why are pirates called pirates? Because they ARRRRR!

Eliza Zanethrum Global Moderator Posts: 1,816 Mini-Profile Background: {"image":"https://i.imgur.com/Fg2VpPml.jpg","color":""} Mini-Profile Text Color: 000000	Tell Me Your Best Jokes! Sept 2, 2023 22:43:39 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Eliza Zanethrum on Sept 2, 2023 22:43:39 GMT -8 Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Cause if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan!

Nu Dragon Administrator Forum Creator & Admin Posts: 14,482 Mini-Profile Background: {"image":"https://i.imgur.com/cbjzJAL.jpg","color":""} Mini-Profile Name Color: ffffff Mini-Profile Text Color: ffffff	Tell Me Your Best Jokes! Sept 2, 2023 22:55:13 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Nu Dragon on Sept 2, 2023 22:55:13 GMT -8 My all-time favorite joke ever: An old lady walks into a bar... ...Ouch!

Amelia Amyx-Nagai Role-Player Luv Ya! :3 Posts: 1,922	Tell Me Your Best Jokes! Sept 4, 2023 20:28:14 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Amelia Amyx-Nagai on Sept 4, 2023 20:28:14 GMT -8 "Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home’." He said: “That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.” “Is it common?” I asked. “It’s not unusual,” he replied.

Taeyeon June Ra Role-Player Posts: 399	Tell Me Your Best Jokes! Sept 6, 2023 23:45:07 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Taeyeon June Ra on Sept 6, 2023 23:45:07 GMT -8 I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it. ^^
	"Foolishness in motion tends to stay in motion. Wisdom at rest tends to stay at rest."

Lady†Nocturne (Irenes) Role-Player ...Get wired Posts: 856	Tell Me Your Best Jokes! Sept 11, 2023 0:25:37 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Lady†Nocturne (Irenes) on Sept 11, 2023 0:25:37 GMT -8 How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.